12/05/2009
11/29/2009
11/17/2009
Angelina Jolie money
Angelina Jolie
Height: 5'8"
Jolie Smokes: Angelina is one of the hottest women in the world, according to any publication that uses paper... or the Internet... or Internet paper. When not adopting entire Third-World orphanages, she stars in movies like Beowulf, now on DVD. Just one copy can feed a Zambian child for life!
Jolie Smokes: Angelina is one of the hottest women in the world, according to any publication that uses paper... or the Internet... or Internet paper. When not adopting entire Third-World orphanages, she stars in movies like Beowulf, now on DVD. Just one copy can feed a Zambian child for life!
11/15/2009
Crystal Liu
O'Day, Every Day: This vocal vamp broke out on Diddy's Making the Band 3, landing a spot in girl group Danity Kane. After a successful debut, O'Day and co. release their second album, Welcome to the Dollhouse, in mid-March, and have bunked again with Donnie J and Day26 for MB4. We hate our lives 75 percent more after reporting everything you just read.
Isla Fisher
La Isla Bonita: As the most terrifyingly clingy woman we'd still have sex with, the future Mrs. Borat added equal parts randy and psychotic to Wedding Crashers' comedic cocktail. Now, she's headed down the aisle again in Wedding Daze, on DVD, as a waitress who marries a customer after their first meeting. How do you confuse "I'll have the onion rings" with "ruin the rest of my fucking life?"
Natalie Portman
Queen Amidollar: The Star Wars star spent four years at Harvard making pens burst in their pocket protectors while studying psychology. Now she charges $10 for a two-hour session with costar Scarlett Johansson in her new film The Other Boleyn Girl. We're not the types to pass up a two-for-one special—book us through 2015.
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